From the city that brought you the original pizza rat,ass fucking movies some bagel rats, an avocado rat, a milkshake squirrel, and so many others, comes the newest furry food-loving sensation: Egg roll squirrel.
On Wednesday, Twitter user @whatisny, who shares a variety of both amusing and genuinely perplexing moments captured in New York, post a video of a badass squirrel munching on an egg roll.
It's honestly pretty impressive.
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As you'll notice from the delightful seven second video, that's a whole damn egg roll. Not a half. Not some scraps. That squirrel knows what it's doing! And as @whatisny said, it certainly doesn'tlook like this was the squirrel's first.
Truly it seems like he went into a restaurant and straight up ordered the savory treat, or maybe he stole it, which would also be something. Either way, a true master lives among us and people are loving it.
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What sights will this city bless our social media feeds with next?
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